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ACQB Breaking NEWS!!! 
Posted on December 12, 2009 at 10:29 AM.
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In a shocking tale of events the Houston Texans have issued an urgent press release....Coach Kubiak was held at butterknife point by a close family member of the newly aquired Punter Brenton Ozerities.The family member (identity withheld)didn't release the coach until he got on the phone and demanded that the Texans draft the young punter #4 overall in the ACQB Madden draft.Fearing for his E-life the Texans Owner agreed.No harm was done to the coach,he was quoted as saying"boy I'm glad thats over I did'nt really think the plastic butterknife would hurt me but I didn't want to risk getting scratched on the neck so I complied"The good news is we were going to take a punter anyways and this actually works out fine because we gave him one of those blank*winks* Don kingish draftee contracts and just put a generic long term comitment to it.Being a punter it is not going to cost very much(if anything).I think we guaranteed him a ham sandwich and some Christmas Cookies for Nordstroms.We also will not be pressing charges because no one was hurt,although a few bread crumbs remain.....To commemorate this we decided to give Brenton #4 in honor of his families strong will and effort put forth to get the young man in Houston.You gotta love that kind of effort.So when you see number 4 on the field you know how and whyAs part of the settlement The Texans also decided to donate 100,000 e-dollars to the Just for Kicks Foundation.

Thats all for now
Comments
# 1 TheKingOfVa @ Dec 12
Haha funny read
 
# 2 CreatineKasey @ Dec 12
LOL!
 
# 3 ANDROMADA 1 @ Dec 12
I had to make light of this and this is what I came up with....me and Danny were discussing the other day.
 
# 4 TheShizNo1 @ Dec 12
great stuff
 
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